Office Virtuoso Pillows

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

An informed voter is a good voter

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'Coleridge'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Poetry repairman

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Busking during a pandemic

Writer

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"5...4...3...2..."

Bring It On!

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Remote work

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

Emily Dickinson

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

James Russell Lowell