Organization Virtuoso Gifts

Bring It On!

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"It's a play on words."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Coleridge'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Writer

Poetry repairman

Sign on Roget's Thesaurus, Inc.: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

When English majors become waiters.

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Alexander Pope

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Roget's Brontosaurus.

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'