Vision Virtuoso Gifts

'Your investment are not working out because your hindsight is 20/20 and your foresight is 20/400.'

'Have your eyes ever been checked before?'

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"Of course I can read the smallest letters on the chart -- I'm a lawyer and used to reading the fine print!'"

'And with every new pair of glasses you get a cool pair of 3D glasses for free'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'My new glasses are going to be expensive, aren't they?'

"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."

Eye Specialists

"You'll even need them to see your dreams."

"... and now read the fourth line, please."

"I'm wondering if the doctor can help with my lazy eye..."

Ophthalmologist

"You need glasses, dear."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Dr Wilson, are you sure your eyesight's okay?"

"Better or worse?"

"Is this the sign in for the ophthalmology convention?"

The Scream having an eye test

Optician transition lenses display

"And now a message from our sponsors."

Optometrist business for sale-outside sign is crying

"Is this the ophthalmology convention?"

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

The Graphic Designer's Eye Exam

"Good . . . no read the next line."

Optometrist. How do they look? Great! How do they see?

If you can read this, your vision is 2020.

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

Eye Doctors. Sport Psychologists. Reception. Which focus group are you here for today?

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Oculist.