Time Virtuoso Gifts

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Coleridge'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Poetry repairman

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Writer

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Have you considered vlogging?"

"Turn down the bass."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Music Freak.

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"