Video Game Virtuoso Gifts

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Thanks to years of playing video games.'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"In my day, we had to trudge through a mountain of shag-pile carpet if we wanted to change the channel."

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

Lockdown Brain

"Get a job? Can't you see I'm busy?"

"You're very non-competitive. I like that in a brother."

"Alexa, ask Siri to look up something for me."

"Did your brother grow up on video games?"

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"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"I'm playing 'Guitar Salesman Hero'. Want to give it a try?"

How come you don't fight so much with my mother lately?

'The Irish 'Wii' Folk...'

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

We can't pry your grandson's hands from his video games. Be firm. Easy for you to say. We didn't have all this electronic junk when we were kids. You didn't have to deal with them. Oh, really? Does "turn off the boob tube now!" ring a bell? Sorry. Too far repressed.

You cheated on Laurel. With Darlene. What?! You fooled around with Darlene? No. Worse. Much worse. We played Xbox 360. Please tell me that's a filthy term I've never heard of. Hours of video games! I'm a cad!

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don't want me getting hurt in war? I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the World Lightweight Champion of Thumb Wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.

Everything in life is a stepping stone to something better, little buddy. I know exactly what you mean, Randy. It's like when I first played Nintendo's Duck Hunt.

Kitchen Tetris

Budget Hero

"OK, not only is what you’re doing disruptive, but I’m pretty sure it’s unethical."

"Classical guitar hero"

"Little bastard played you like a video game."

Fighting Video Game

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Knights of the Square Table.

"5...4...3...2..."