Videogame Virtuoso Gifts

"When can you start?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Rage.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Homo Gamus

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Kitchen Tetris

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Eldrow

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Computer Expert

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Computer games

Second lifeReal life.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Gamers

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."