Video Chat Virtuoso Gifts

Who's a good boy? You? Are you a good boy? Yes, you are! Oh, yes, you ARE a good boy. Seriously, you're Skyping with your dog again?

I don't think a hospital video consultation requires motivation.

"Who called this meeting again?"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Working from home to-do list.

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"5...4...3...2..."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Busking during a pandemic

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

You looked different during our video chat.

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Remote work

"Have you considered vlogging?"

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

Barking From Home

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"… and the last item on the pre-nuptial aggreement is, … he wants final cut on all home videos."

Videogame Employment Agency.

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

'I hope you realise that speed channel surfing isn't an olympic sport.'