Video Game Virtuoso T-Shirts

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Thanks to years of playing video games.'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"In my day, we had to trudge through a mountain of shag-pile carpet if we wanted to change the channel."

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

"You're very non-competitive. I like that in a brother."

"Did your brother grow up on video games?"

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"I'm playing 'Guitar Salesman Hero'. Want to give it a try?"

How come you don't fight so much with my mother lately?

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

Kitchen Tetris

"OK, not only is what you’re doing disruptive, but I’m pretty sure it’s unethical."

"Classical guitar hero"

"Little bastard played you like a video game."

Fighting Video Game

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Knights of the Square Table.

"5...4...3...2..."

Busking during a pandemic

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Col Pugno

Remote work

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'