Video Game Guru T-Shirts

'Tech stocks soared on news of the high number of employees who play computer games at work...'

"Wow, this new version is a way more immersive waste of our youth."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Gamers

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Bishops Snooker

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.