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"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Bishops Snooker

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Prawn Amend

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'