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I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

Homo Gamus

"Marco ..."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Whack-a-molecule

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Prawn Amend

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"