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"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Homo Gamus

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Whack-a-molecule

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Guru.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Vanna White: The Later Years.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'