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"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

Whack-a-molecule

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Guru.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'