Chess Virtuoso T-Shirts

"I remember when you could only lose a chess game to a supercomputer."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Kitchen Tetris

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Prawn Amend

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Writer

Lockdown Brain

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Bored Baker

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.