Music Virtuoso T-Shirts

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Viola player coming through!"

Violin Player

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Piano Prompt

What your guitar says about you.

Hacksaw Violin.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Trying cellos, too big!

Air Sitar.

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Franz Schubert

Recording Studio

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Piano Bar

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Bela Bartok.

"Whoa! That dude is awesome!"

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.