Music Virtuoso T-Shirts

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Viola player coming through!"

Ginger Baker.

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Violin Player

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

What your guitar says about you.

Piano Prompt

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Hacksaw Violin.

Trying cellos, too big!

Leonard Cohen

Lord of the Strings.

Air Sitar.

Barbara Streisand

Recording Studio

Piano Bar

Franz Schubert

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Bela Bartok.

Grim Singer