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'Mac realizes he used the wrong microphone password.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Ginger Baker.

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Writer

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Trying cellos, too big!

What your guitar says about you.

Leonard Cohen

Music Freak.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Piano Prompt

Lord of the Strings.

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Emily Dickinson

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

Air Sitar.

Barbara Streisand