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Bela Bartok.

Tonight - First Solo Performance of Chopin's Piano Duet (pianist has 4 hands).

Father nails piano lid shut.

Grim Singer

Piano Bar

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Whoa! That dude is awesome!"

Johannes Brahms

Commercial music

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Piano being held up by a bust.

Piano Prompt

all of a sudden Vladimir Chencovitch couldn't remember the next note

Frederic Chopin

Emmanuel Ax

Requiem

'This one's for the cheap b*****d who just tipped me a quarter.'

'Mozart...as your agent I strongly advise against your choice of stage name...'

George Gershwin

Franz Schubert

Carl Czerny - 21st February 1791

A cat composer

Ray Charles

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!