Pencil Virtuoso T-Shirts

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Artist and Musician

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Coleridge'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Poetry repairman

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Writer

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Trying cellos, too big!

Piano Prompt

Music Freak.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Hacksaw Violin.

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"