Video Game Virtuosos T-Shirts

'I'm sorry, but there are no guitars in 'Oom-pah Band Hero'.'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Kitchen Tetris

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

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The Work-from-Home-Polka

Busking during a pandemic

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"5...4...3...2..."

Remote work

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"No, you may not call me Mrs. Z."

"In my day, we had to trudge through a mountain of shag-pile carpet if we wanted to change the channel."

Natalie Merchant

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

"OK, not only is what you’re doing disruptive, but I’m pretty sure it’s unethical."

"Wow, this new version is a way more immersive waste of our youth."

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

'It's a nice day. Why don't you two go out and pray.'