Gaming Geniuses T-Shirts

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Storm in a magic lamp.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Essex computer.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"