Gaming Geniuses Pillows

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Essex computer.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'