Game-loving Genius T-Shirts

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Evolution.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"They're class action figures."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Sushi Train Set.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Very angry birds"

Sporting maladies.

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Jenga!!!

Silly sausages

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Tug the Toggle

"That guy invented the hula-hoop, the frisbee and the internet. Two out of three ain't bad."

Maze inside a man's brain.

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

Truth or dare at the philosophy dept.'s lounge

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

'You may've gotten my king, but I just Charlie Sheen won, you troll!'

'Let's play house... you can be my ex-husband.'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'