Game-loving Genius T-Shirts

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Evolution.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"They're class action figures."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Pokemon Get Lost

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Sushi Train Set.

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Jenga!!!

Sporting maladies.

"Very angry birds"

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Silly sausages

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"That guy invented the hula-hoop, the frisbee and the internet. Two out of three ain't bad."

Tug the Toggle

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

Maze inside a man's brain.

Casino. Ask about our frequent take-a-flyer program.

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

Albert Einstein

Truth or dare at the philosophy dept.'s lounge

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'Let's play house... you can be my ex-husband.'

'You may've gotten my king, but I just Charlie Sheen won, you troll!'