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Truth or dare at the philosophy dept.'s lounge

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"They're class action figures."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!