Intellectual Game Enthusiast Gifts

Truth or dare at the philosophy dept.'s lounge

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"They're class action figures."