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"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"If it's all right, I prefer the name Dave."

'I see Ron's still got a terrible memory for names!'

"It was the only domain name they had left."

Can I be Frank with you?

'Just so you know - the old receptionist called me Dave, and she called the other Dave, The Other Dave.'

Company changes its name from Trash Company to Waste Management Systems.

"Bob here named his kid... Vagisil!"

"Not 'Neil'-'Nihil'!"

'Todd, that was the fourth girl named Rachael you broke up with. Stop this Rachael profiling.'

'It's Tom Ridge. He says we'll need to change our name.'

'The asteroid he named after himself just fell into the sun.'

'Chuck, meet - sorry, I don't know your name, so we'll call you not-Chuck,'

'My first name is Hillary, and I'd like to have it legally changed to anything else!'

"So what name are you gonna use when you get older?"

"Scurvy Jack? Nah! Dirty Darryl? Scary Larry? Dang, this is hopeless...I'll never come up with a name for that blasted whale!"

"Cthulhu?? - Is that a christian name or a surname?"

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

'Hello, this is Susan Lutz-Finn-Ritter-Jones of the firm Lutz, Finn, Ritter & Jones.'

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

'They call me 'Fluffy', but my real name is 'Fang'!'

'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'

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No, Ernie, it's not an omnious start to a marriage when a bride chooses to "take" her husband's name --- He can still continue to use it.

"Wait -- you mean to say your NAME is Rich?"

"As you can see You Honor, my client has legally changed his name to, and henceforth shall be known as, 'The Victim'."

"I'm sorry, but the name 'Parker Posey' is already taken."

"We still can't decide if she's more a Hillary or an Allison"

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"And this is Brie."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

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