Name Game Aficionado T-Shirts

"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?

"This is your second cousin. He ate bananas with every single meal. Do you know what they called him?"

"What's your dog's name?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Antler Buzzers.

Baptism Then and Now

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Naming that Impala

Tom Cruise

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

"Sinead?!"

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'Please join us.'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"