Name Game Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"What do you mean, my pen name can't be 'J. K. Rowling'?"

"No, you may not call me Mrs. Z."

"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."

'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'

'We can't christen him William. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is called William...'

'Frank Jones? Frank White? Frank Smith? Frank...oh, I give up, what other Frank is there?'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Marco ..."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"I'd like to see you do this online."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'