Name Game Enthusiasts Pillows

"No, you may not call me Mrs. Z."

"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."

'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'

'We can't christen him William. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is called William...'

'Frank Jones? Frank White? Frank Smith? Frank...oh, I give up, what other Frank is there?'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."