Name Game Fan Pillows

'The boss came up and said, 'there are too many guys named Kevin around here' and so - I was fired!'

Evolution.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Airport

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Sporting maladies.

"Very angry birds"

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'It's my pseudonym.'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

Palindromedary.

"I actually prefer Richard..."

Murder on the Newlywed Game.

Candy Land for Adults

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

'And do you, Betty take Walter...or the mystery box your mother is holding?'

'Wow! What graphics.'

Am I Coming Down With Something?

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'