Waiting Game Fan Pillows

Long queue.

Fly Football

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

Game In A Can.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Doggy-3D

"No, still there."

Jenga!!!

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"Guac-A-Mole"

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

"It's so nice out, we decided to let our phones play outside."

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

'Wow! What graphics.'

Candy Land for Adults

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

Doctor in office exam room with patient, getting ready to do a knee reflex test. On the wall next to him is a strong man test to see how hard he hits the patient's knee.

"Oh, there you are, Doris. I've decided to spend the evening watching the game with your dad."

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

'You know, back when I was a kid, all we needed to have fun was an old tin can... that and a really low standard for what was fun.'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'The boss came up and said, 'there are too many guys named Kevin around here' and so - I was fired!'

That silly dog spends HOURS chasing that little ball!

'I can remember when you could only get mindless violence from TV.'

Super PAC man.

"It's cheese! It's always #$*! cheese!"

Dogs all bringing local papers.

"Football Pool"

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

I hope you brought enough beer boxes for all the dads.

Unwarrantedball

"I'm too small to bob for apples so I brought a friend."

I'm putting together a group to go to a minor league baseball game this week. So? I'd like a big group. More people means more yelling at the opposing team. And? Don't make me ask directly. Ask or I won't go. Go with us. In the form of a question, supplicant!

"I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock, rock'."