Waiting Game Enthusiast Pillows

He says he won't be long, he's on the 13th hole.

Just as a matter of interest, how long have you been on hold?

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Camping-Pong

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Antler Buzzers.

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.