Waiting Game Pro Pillows

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Late BroomStick

Waiting for Pants

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

The interminable!

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'It must be the plague!'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Guy in center cubicle spying on others.

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Octopus Charades

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'Waiting for...'

"So it's a TV show, two words. . ."

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

"And by 'priority', I mean close the Solitaire game immediately."

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

An accident waiting to happen.

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

"It's cheese! It's always #$*! cheese!"