Waiting Game Pro Prints

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Late BroomStick

Waiting for Pants

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

The interminable!

'It must be the plague!'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Guy in center cubicle spying on others.

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

Octopus Charades

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

I stood in line for an hour only to find out there's a height requirement. You must be this tall. Waits and measures!

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

"So it's a TV show, two words. . ."

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

"And by 'priority', I mean close the Solitaire game immediately."

'Waiting for...'

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

An accident waiting to happen.

"It's cheese! It's always #$*! cheese!"