"I'm just here to complain about the length of this line."
Waiting Game Expert Prints
Decorate their space with a stylish print celebrating their expertise—perfect for showcasing their passion for waiting games with a witty twist.
Late BroomStick
Waiting for Pants
Test your patience, back in one hour.
'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'
'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'
'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'
"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"
Medical Center.
"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."
Footballers - Kevin Keagan
"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."
The interminable!
'I believe you were first.'
'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'
"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."
"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."
"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."
Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"
'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'
Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'
"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."
"Today, Trump blamed Obama, Syria blamed terrorists, Russia blamed US aggression, the US blamed Putin..."
'Waiting for...'
I stood in line for an hour only to find out there's a height requirement. You must be this tall. Waits and measures!
An accident waiting to happen.
'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'
"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."
Stand in the Q.
There's no heavy lifting with this junior executive position, but with all the blame you'll be shouldering, you'll need a strong back.
Why do medical test results always come back on a Monday so we have to wait through the whole weekend to get our life-and-death results? You've signed a mouthful.
"You took your time!"
"Relax kid, you're going to be here for awhile."
Watch this space.
Testing the 'All we can do is sit and wait' theory.
Waiting Game Expert Prints Collection
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