Waiting Game Expert Pillows

"I'm just here to complain about the length of this line."

Late BroomStick

Waiting for Pants

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Medical Center.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

The interminable!

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'I believe you were first.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'Waiting for...'

"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."

"Today, Trump blamed Obama, Syria blamed terrorists, Russia blamed US aggression, the US blamed Putin..."

An accident waiting to happen.

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

There's no heavy lifting with this junior executive position, but with all the blame you'll be shouldering, you'll need a strong back.

Stand in the Q.

"Relax kid, you're going to be here for awhile."

"You took your time!"

Watch this space.

Testing the 'All we can do is sit and wait' theory.

"Your appointment with the doctor is at eleven-fifteen, but his appointment with you is at twelve-fifteen."