Waiting Game Champ Pillows

"Relax kid, you're going to be here for awhile."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'll try blaming it on auto correct and if that doesn't work, I'll blame you.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Bob’s Museum

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

'I believe you were first.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

Watch this space.

'I'm sorry, but it's such an easy transition from 'The dog ate my homework' to 'The cleaning people lost my project' that I HAD to blame you!'

The latest thing in waiting

Why hasn't she text me to say she's late? She's stood you up. No, maybe it's okay, maybe she's had an accident...

The little Dutch boy is playing video games.

Long queue.

Christmas tree - June

The End is Nigh

Him who waits.

Bernie Muscovitz, Whac-A-Mole world champion (former).

"I'm just here to complain about the length of this line."

Just as a matter of interest, how long have you been on hold?

"Well, Son. You always said you wanted to be interned... Or was it to be an intern?"

He says he won't be long, he's on the 13th hole.