Love’s Waiting Game Champion Pillows

Why hasn't she text me to say she's late? She's stood you up. No, maybe it's okay, maybe she's had an accident...

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

Counselor.

'I believe you were first.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

Larry's binge drinking, though annoying, started a terrific domino party tradition....

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

"Relax kid, you're going to be here for awhile."

Watch this space.

The latest thing in waiting

A boxer fights a heart shaped punching bag.

Emile's Unbeaten Record at Musical Statues Still Stood.

Dallas Followed by Falcon Crest

'I'm not playing house with Jennifer any more -- she always wins!'

"I'm just here to complain about the length of this line."

Just as a matter of interest, how long have you been on hold?

He says he won't be long, he's on the 13th hole.