Valentine's Day Champions Pillows

A boxer fights a heart shaped punching bag.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

You made me love you.

First Prize!

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

Cupid and parachutists.

'I'm huggable!'

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

Happy Valentine's Day

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

Valentine for Guru.

'How much for NO stems?'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

Shark Valentines

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

I'm going to give each of my girlfriends a bottle of this wine for valentine's day. A port in every sweetheart!

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.'

Valentine's - Hungry Heart

It's rainin' men. Cross woman with umbrella

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

I see you've been assigned to the platonic love detail this year..

Looks like no Valentine for Phil this year...

Man in crowd with heart shaped hat.

"My hair didn't turn out right. Here's a link to a photo of how I wanted it to look."

"Hey, what do you say we just skip Valentine's Day this year?"

'Mom, this is Suzie McWhortny -- she was my Valentine last year and now she's suing me for palimony.'

'I swear, sometimes I don't think you even try anymore, John!'

'My mom picked it out and made me give it to you.'