Valentine's Day Celebrator Pillows

"It came with some explanatory notes. . ."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Emotional Bling

Ten out of ten for effort...

You made me love you.

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'I'm huggable!'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Scot holding a heart.

Cupid and parachutists.

Congratulations!

"Come on, admit it. I outdid myself this Valentine's Day."

"This year I wrote you a Valentine poem: Flowers are nice, candy divine, but what we really need is a bottle of wine!"

Happy Valentine!

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Modern Cupid

Falling in love with cakes

'How much for NO stems?'

Valentine for Guru.

Opera Lover

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

"This new guy's really good!"

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

"Red, roses are, blue, violets are, sweet, sugar is. messed up the poem, I did."

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin