Valentine's Day Celebrator T-Shirts

"It came with some explanatory notes. . ."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Emotional Bling

Couple melting the snow around them.

Cupid paints Stop sign

Ten out of ten for effort...

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

You made me love you.

'I'm huggable!'

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Cupid and parachutists.

Scot holding a heart.

Congratulations!

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

"Come on, admit it. I outdid myself this Valentine's Day."

"This year I wrote you a Valentine poem: Flowers are nice, candy divine, but what we really need is a bottle of wine!"

Modern Cupid

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Happy Valentine!

Falling in love with cakes

'How much for NO stems?'

Valentine for Guru.

The bad news is, you need a new heart. The good news is, you have lots of options. Be mine. Kiss me. Love U. 2 Cute.

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

Opera Lover

"This new guy's really good!"

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

"Red, roses are, blue, violets are, sweet, sugar is. messed up the poem, I did."

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

Valentine's Day texting

True Love Will Never Die. Happy Valentine's Day!

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

'Happy Valentine's Day!'