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'Mom, this is Suzie McWhortny -- she was my Valentine last year and now she's suing me for palimony.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Couple melting the snow around them.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Dialogue

Cupid paints Stop sign

'Romeo and Julietta'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Love Birds love just being together

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

'I'm huggable!'

Cupid and parachutists.

You make me want to be a better bum.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Dreaming of Love

Cupid

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

Heart is sewn back together.

"You complete me, Barbara."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Woman carrying a love heart