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'Mom, this is Suzie McWhortny -- she was my Valentine last year and now she's suing me for palimony.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

Dialogue

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

Cupid and parachutists.

Whale Romance

'I'm huggable!'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Heart is sewn back together.

Dreaming of Love

"You complete me, Barbara."

Cupid

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands