Valentine's Day Celebrant T-Shirts

"Ate all the good ones, you did."

You made me love you.

Looks like no Valentine for Phil this year...

"Have you got anything that might make up for six extramarital affairs and a secret family in Swindon?"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Emotional Bling

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Cupid paints Stop sign

Ten out of ten for effort...

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Congratulations!

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

Cupid and parachutists.

Scot holding a heart.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

'I'm huggable!'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Come on, admit it. I outdid myself this Valentine's Day."

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

"This year I wrote you a Valentine poem: Flowers are nice, candy divine, but what we really need is a bottle of wine!"

Two men toasting

Modern Cupid

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Happy Valentine!

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

Falling in love with cakes

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

Gay marriages in France.

'How much for NO stems?'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

The bad news is, you need a new heart. The good news is, you have lots of options. Be mine. Kiss me. Love U. 2 Cute.

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...