Valentine's Day Devotee T-Shirts

Health and safety considerations require that you put rubber tips on the arrow heads and replace the unicorns tears in your love potion with inert saline.

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

Opera Lover

Love Potion

"Well the good news is that it doesn't appear to be contagious..."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Cupid paints Stop sign

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

You made me love you.

Scot holding a heart.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Cupid and parachutists.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

'The coalition of the willing.'

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

Spiders in love

Modern Cupid

Valentine man in underpants.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Give Thanks.

'How much for NO stems?'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

The bad news is, you need a new heart. The good news is, you have lots of options. Be mine. Kiss me. Love U. 2 Cute.

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'They're all for you.'

'You needn't be embarrassed. I just asked if you would be my valentine.'

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."