Valentine's Day Devotee Gifts

Health and safety considerations require that you put rubber tips on the arrow heads and replace the unicorns tears in your love potion with inert saline.

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

Opera Lover

Love Potion

"Well the good news is that it doesn't appear to be contagious..."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

You made me love you.

Scot holding a heart.

Cupid and parachutists.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'The coalition of the willing.'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Valentine man in underpants.

Modern Cupid

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

Spiders in love

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

Give Thanks.

'How much for NO stems?'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'They're all for you.'

Cupids!

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'You needn't be embarrassed. I just asked if you would be my valentine.'

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

Shark Valentines

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"