Valentine's Aficionado Gifts

I love you even more than my mobile phone!

Valentine man in underpants.

"You actually have a date for valentiens??"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Couple melting the snow around them.

Cupid paints Stop sign

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Dialogue

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Love Birds love just being together

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Valentines Balloons

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Waterfall of Disappointment

Cupid and parachutists.

Scot holding a heart.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

You make me want to be a better bum.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

I can't bear to be without you.

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"