Valentine's Fanatic Gifts

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Cupid paints Stop sign

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Film Lovers.

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

Scot holding a heart.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Cupid and parachutists.

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

I love you Geyser...

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

Modern Cupid

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Valentine man in underpants.

Spiders in love

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

'How much for NO stems?'

Opera Lover

A shared passion

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

'That does it You need glasses'

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

The bad news is, you need a new heart. The good news is, you have lots of options. Be mine. Kiss me. Love U. 2 Cute.

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'They're all for you.'

'Now when I get back, I want to see a happy little man with a heart full of love, or you'll get a punch in the teeth!!'

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

'You needn't be embarrassed. I just asked if you would be my valentine.'

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.