Valentine's Day Champions Mugs

A boxer fights a heart shaped punching bag.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

First Prize!

You made me love you.

'I'm huggable!'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

Cupid and parachutists.

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

'How much for NO stems?'

Valentine for Guru.

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

Shark Valentines

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.'

Valentine's - Hungry Heart

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

Man in crowd with heart shaped hat.

Looks like no Valentine for Phil this year...

"My hair didn't turn out right. Here's a link to a photo of how I wanted it to look."

"Hey, what do you say we just skip Valentine's Day this year?"

I'm sorry Cupid, but you've lost that childlike innocence.

'I swear, sometimes I don't think you even try anymore, John!'

'My mom picked it out and made me give it to you.'

'Mom, this is Suzie McWhortny -- she was my Valentine last year and now she's suing me for palimony.'