Waiting Games Pillows

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Late BroomStick

Waiting for Pants

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Medical Center.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

The interminable!

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'I believe you were first.'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

Time-Off Coupons

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'Waiting for...'

"And by 'priority', I mean close the Solitaire game immediately."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

An accident waiting to happen.

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

"Hello, ambulence service, please."

Stand in the Q.

Dr. Godot's waiting room.