Waiting Games Pillows

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Late BroomStick

Waiting for Pants

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Medical Center.

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

The interminable!

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

'I believe you were first.'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Time-Off Coupons

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

'Waiting for...'

"And by 'priority', I mean close the Solitaire game immediately."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

I stood in line for an hour only to find out there's a height requirement. You must be this tall. Waits and measures!

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

"Hello, ambulence service, please."

An accident waiting to happen.

"Relax kid, you're going to be here for awhile."