Waiting Pillows

Long queue.

Testing the 'All we can do is sit and wait' theory.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Endless line

The interminable!

Waiting for Pants

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'Could you check my appointment book and tell me what I'm waiting in line for?'

What the world is like when you are in a hurry.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

An accident waiting to happen.

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

'May day! May day! We have a disgruntled husband at the information desk!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Been here long?"

'Well, well...let's leave him cooling his heels for an unreasonable length of time.'

Late BroomStick

Pssst. I don't mind waiting an hour, but to Mister Cranky here, it's 7 hours!

"- and I'll be right here when you come out, dear."

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

Next cartoon - 5 minutes...

'Spinning the web is the fun part, after that, it's just waiting and waiting for a catch...'

"Okay, Mr account number 498D-00. Take a name and wait to be called."

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, BY ALL MEANS TAKE A NUMBER!"

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"You took your time!"

Waiting...

He says he won't be long, he's on the 13th hole.

"Wait here - froze in a block of ice."

Stand in the Q.