Gaming Procrastinator Prints

"And by 'priority', I mean close the Solitaire game immediately."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

In, Out, Shake it all about

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Inactive wear store.

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."