Name Game Pro Pillows

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

'It's my pseudonym.'

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"I actually prefer Richard..."

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

'The boss came up and said, 'there are too many guys named Kevin around here' and so - I was fired!'

'It's Tom Ridge. He says we'll need to change our name.'

"And this is Brie."

"Actually, I’m Peg. She’s Jackie."

"We still can't decide if she's more a Hillary or an Allison"

"Scurvy Jack? Nah! Dirty Darryl? Scary Larry? Dang, this is hopeless...I'll never come up with a name for that blasted whale!"

'Chuck, meet - sorry, I don't know your name, so we'll call you not-Chuck,'

'The asteroid he named after himself just fell into the sun.'

'I think I'm losing it, man. I can't think of a weird name for our baby.'

"Wait -- you mean to say your NAME is Rich?"

Company changes its name from Trash Company to Waste Management Systems.